Weekend Reflections: Martha Coakley: Rape Of American Citizens – “Yes We Can”

To:   All Employees
From:  Human Resources Due to the current financial situation caused  by the slowdown in the
Economy, Congress has decided to implement  a scheme to put workers of 50
Years of age and above on early  retirement, thus creating jobs and
Reducing  unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to  Congress to be considered for
The SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and  SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW
Program (System Covering  Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as
Congress deems  appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS  (Additional Income for
Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half  Earnings for Retired Personnel Early

Obviously  persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or  SCREWED
Any further by Congress.

Persons who are not RAPED  and are staying on, will receive as much SHIT
(Special High  Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always  prided
Themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our  citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough  SHIT, please bring this to
The attention of your Congressman, who  has been trained to give you all
The SHIT you can  handle.


The Committee for Economic Value of  Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

PS – – Due to recent budget cuts  and the rising cost of electricity, gas
And oil, as well as  current market conditions, the Light at the End of the
Tunnel has  been turned off.