Cameron said the proposed return to the pre-1845 borders is the only viable solution that would solve a deadlock “that has grinded on and on and on.”
“There must be no doubt thatGreat Britainwelcomes change that advances self-determination and opportunity,” Cameron said. “Yes, there will be perils that accompany this moment of promise. But after decades of accepting the world as it is inNorth America, we have a chance to pursue the world as it should be.”The Prime Minister’s comments were made just one day before President Obama was scheduled to arrive inIrelandas part of a desperate attempt to woo Irish-American voters.
White House press secretary Jay Carney told reporters that Cameron’s actions are inexcusable.“To propose something this radical just a day prior to President Obama’s visit toGreat Britainis unconscionable.
I can’t recall a scenario where one head of state has ever so purposefully embarrassed another head of state, particularly a staunch ally.”The White House is now scrambling to change President Obama’s travel schedule inIrelandfeeling that their previous plans to hang out in pubs and have the president talk up his Irish ancestry might now somehow seem contrived.
An Obama administration insider who spoke on the condition of anonymity indicated that President Obama might actually consider embracing some parts of Cameron’s proposal, however.“This would actually be an acceptable solution to the President in the sense that we would finally be able to get rid ofTexasandArizona. However, the loss of critical voters inCaliforniawould really suck.”
When asked about how the proposed return to 1845 borders would affect New Mexico and Nevada the spokesperson said, “I guess Harry Reid would be on his own to negotiate with Los Zetas and ‘New Mexico?’ come on is that even a real place?”
Cameron’s proposal would basically mean that California, New Mexico, Arizona,Nevadaand all of what is now the westernUnited Stateswould revert to Mexican rule. However, prior to 1845Texaswas an independent republic.
“Cameron obviously didn’t think this thing out fully in terms of the Texas issue,” a White House spokesperson said. “We really don’t want to imagine a scenario whereTexaswould become an independent nation again. The idea of a President Rick Perry along a newU.S.Border would be unacceptable. We would prefer a return to pre-1836 borders. LetMexicohaveTexas.”
What would aCaliforniaunder Mexican rule look like? A wide-eyed and seemingly confused House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (Dem – CA) said, “I don’t speak Spanish. It’s already a problem for me in my state. I guess now it would be worse. However, drug cartels do need universal health care, too. Treating gunshot wounds can be terribly expensive and place a burden on the entire gang.”
A spokesperson for the Los Zetas Drug Cartel said, “This would certainly expedite our ability to get our drugs to our customers. Sure a few ranchers and home owners in the area formerly known as theUnited Stateswill have to die. But hey you have to break some eggs to make huevos rancheros.”He added that overall Los Zetas thought Cameron’s proposal was “Mui Bueno.”
Nancy Pelosi responded, “Seriously. I don’t speak Spanish.”
The above scenario is of course, absurd.Unimaginable!Yet this is basically what U.S. Putative President Barack Obama did toIsraeland to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu earlier this week just a day before Netanyahu arrived in theUnited States. Putative President Obama proposed trading away the future and security of our staunchest ally, the Jewish race and the only democracy in the Middle East in order to solve “a deadlock that has grinded on and on and on.”
As a people we must be genuinely and deeply concerned when our Putative President proposes policy that is so absurd as to be simultaneously both comical and horrifying.